BROfore and After

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
03/20/2018 at 15:41 • Filed to: brodozer, bro dozer, bro truck, small penis

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Interesting comparison on the job site this morning

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Yes, that is a sticker that says “Get That Moneyy”


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Takuro Spirit
03/20/2018 at 15:45

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Maybe it’s how the the left truck is closer but holy crap it looks so much wider.


Kinja'd!!! Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/20/2018 at 15:51

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The flared out wheels and white bumper pieces vs black make the difference.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
03/20/2018 at 15:55

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It’s also the angle. The wide truck is several pixels wider. I put a paperclip to the stock one, roughly one paperclip wide, moved it to the dozer, and it’s an extra 1/4 clip wider. Interestingly, the roofs are roughly the same at a small paperclip wide.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Takuro Spirit
03/20/2018 at 16:10

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So.... What would be the practical application of this? Just curious if that truck in its current state is a competent off roader, or is it likely all show?


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
03/20/2018 at 16:15

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I guess the light bar will help them see better on all those dark trails they’re afraid to go down lest they scratch their wheels....


Kinja'd!!! xc90v8/I4 :( > Takuro Spirit
03/20/2018 at 16:19

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Broparison?


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > xc90v8/I4 :(
03/20/2018 at 16:25

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Brotruckstaposition?


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Takuro Spirit
03/20/2018 at 16:50

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definitely.

A guy I work with has like 5 of those light bars and a few spot lights too, all on his dodge 3500000. He commutes back and forth to work with it. I’ve also overheard him saying that clutches are unnecessary and he has a sticker on his truck that says “your mother should’ve swallowed”. I couldn’t believe it either! No typo’s on that sticker.


Kinja'd!!! TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
03/20/2018 at 17:01

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I wonder how much he would like his automatic transmission with all the clutch discs removed.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Takuro Spirit
03/20/2018 at 18:05

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Brolapse


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
03/20/2018 at 18:08

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It’s a useful indicator of a dickhead.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Takuro Spirit
03/21/2018 at 06:37

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stock one please!


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo
03/21/2018 at 08:23

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It is in fact a manual.